It's important to try and connect with others, so I thought I'd send the good people at Unilvever some helpful feedback regarding their well known butter substitute...
Dear sir/madam,
Although your product is a perfectly servicable form of bread paste, I regret to inform you that, if anything, it has made me even more credulous towards negative dairy-based claims; I no longer believe either that the moon is made of cheese or that consuming yoghurt in vast quantities will give me superhuman powers. However, fret not! This simply means that my yoghurt expenses have been dramatically reduced.
Yours sincerely.
David Bumbershock
So far they haven't replied... I just wanted to be friends.
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